sexhaver:

i really like the term “breakfast cereal” because it implies the existence of lunch cereals and dinner cereals an  possibly even dessert cereals and thats just beautiful

lonelywhiteasian:

sir we only serve watered down beer here. in fact it’s so watered down that it’s just water. this is actually a bathtub. what are you even doing here

yugoslavic:

ohsunfury:

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

i bet its because of my fanfics xD

i bet its not

slyzor:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

florenceandthepoutines:

I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”